On the institutional level, such as with the FIG (the governing body of artistic gymnastics internationally), no. In fact, I was pleasantly surprised that they gave Simone’s two new moves their proper difficulty rating (although those ratings are still provisional until she does them in an international competition,…

I gotta say, that sounds like a good day.

Gabby made the Olympic team again in 2016 and won team Gold.

But imagine the splash patterns! True art.

Does U.S. Gymnastics actually have a test for Avengers that are fucking with ‘em?

She is the (Sim)One.

There’s always a highlight truther

Current indisputable GOATs:

Just last week I fucked around and got a triple-double.

Good Lord, if my body ever did that I would vomit in every direction.

I would put Lewis Hamilton and the Williams sisters on that list too.

Triple-double? I’m not that impressed, I start every day with a double-double.

Even Ice Cube agreed it was a good day for Simone Biles.

At what point do we switch from saying “Simone Biles is the Michael Jordan/Tom Brady/Serena Williams of her sport” to “Michael Jordan/Tom Brady/Serena Williams were the Simone Biles of their sport”?

“Simone’s got enough gold medals at home. Someone get this girl a crown.”

Sure the video is impressive but she clearly traveled. 

stay strong, Dolphins fans. You still have this guy to remember:

I used to use a Victoria’s Secret box for my wife’s gifts every year, specifically the gift she’d open up at my parents house.

The average daily sportswriter is a bitter, gravy-stained high-waister. But columnists don’t actually go to games. They just sit in their air-condiitoned cubicles and write 1500 words a week about how it used to be so much better.

It fuels their delusion that under the right circumstances the celebrity might befriend them.