Woah. This has nothing to do with her gender. Don’t try to paint me as some kind of misogynist. She’s the first woman climber I’ve read of dying. (There may have been others, I suppose, but if so, I forget.) I hold this view primarily about male climbers I’ve read about who leave wives and children behind. The…

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

Because he’s an athlete. Why are you creating a false narrative that this insightful comment is somehow politically incorrect? Did you read his passage in the aforementioned column? It was brilliant. The question was, why do people not talk about Kareem the scholar? And your idiotic and inane response was, why is…

Yeah, he has “dead eyes.”

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

The thing that’s hilarious about this to me is that West Point is a service academy, so it’s free for everyone who attends (plus a stipend, I believe). So, like, not only is this a lie, it’s impossible.

FREE JELANI!!!!!

Just want to clarify that I would, however, have sex with Kate MacKinnon as Justin Bieber.

... I think this is the most “no”s you’ve ever had on this feature. Including an actual gorilla which got a 27% yes rate. And the Jezebel staff is even more of a united front against him than the idea of having sex with Miguel while Minions watched.