I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

Yeah. You have to be groomed to think this is okay.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

He is the king of projection. Every time he levels something against Hillary I now just assume he is talking about himself. “Hillary’s Foundation is shady!” (but his has actually broken the law) “It’s pay-to-play!” (sort of like that bribe you forked over to Bondi), “She doesn’t have the look to be President!” (stands…

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

He Who Shall Not Be Named has made them bold! There’s no shutting this down in our lifetime. Progress in this country is two steps forward, one step back and this right here, is a step back, the backlash to the incredible leap forward that was Obama.

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

Oh, not to worry she did.

Going to play Devil’s advocate here: I grew up in SE Ohio where the opioid/heroin problem is arguably worse. The small towns where these terrible situations take hold do not have the same manpower or financial resources the larger cities have to address the myriad issues that opioid abuse creates. This may be the only…

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

Eat Pray Love

I'm having a hard time finding sympathy for her, because it's not about her. I tried the book and just couldn't get through Italy with her. Almost didn't even get through the divorce part, I just kept yelling at her to grow up. The really cynical side of me is noticing that she has a relationship with a built in exit…

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

I’m hella here for this new wave of genderfucking young rappers in Nana’s hats and necklaces. 100% HERE FOR IT (this is the approp time to name-drop my best dude Lil B, right?)

I appreciate Simone Biles for her lack of faux modesty. I overheard someone say they didn’t like her because she was too cocky.

If Trump becomes president, do you think the Secret Service’s job will be to protect the rest of us from him?

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

I would rip that plaid shirt off with my TEETH.