Never make the mistake of buying a boring car to “be responsible” and “Grow up.” I made that mistake in my mid-30's and bought a Honda CR-Z hybrid. Two years later it was ditched for a BRZ tS. I’ve realized part of being grown-up and mature is realizing what you like and what makes you happy, rather than bending to…

Fun fact, Grey Worm is two days from retirement.

I feel like you guys are taking my comment too seriously.

Nah, dude. We’re going to sit here instead and pretend that this shitty movie is worth seeing because some neckbeards on Reddit decided to talk crap about it. Media journalism isn’t about promoting good stuff; it’s about promoting reactionary, tribalistic takes while gigantic Hollywood studios laugh all the way to the…

X Gon’ Give it To Ya.

“For the record we haven’t been especially blown away by BMW’s semi-autonomous driving systems either, on cars like the new 5 Series and such.”

“Oh but it’s okay guys, because we offer the new EcoSport in America instead!”

A good car? Pfft... I find it to be merely adequate.

Weird. I’d put him in the top 3 presenters in the world along with Henry Catchpole and Jethro Bovingdon. evo magazine sure knew how to pick talent. 

Did he draw the story out? Tell a lengthy tale, as it were?

I don’t mind the other ones, but for the first-gen, I’m definitely more partial to the notchback.

Name checks out.

It might lift your spirits.

I’m “the owner”.. It was great sharing the car with the Jalopnik crew! If anyone has any specific questions I’ll keep an eye out here.

Here come all the people that weren’t going to buy one anayway proclaiming that they aren’t going to buy one.

People buy badges and price points, not engine orientations.

Of course it’s not a new game. Valve doesn’t make games.

As a copywriter, I can assure you that pretty much everybody who has been forced to write to this messaging direction also thinks it’s incredibly stupid. 

I would like to take a moment away from oggling the new cars to say “welcome back, Mr Collins”.

I couldn’t watch the videos to listen so if someone could tell me if it sounds more like one of these options that would help immensely.