These people are serial killers in training.

I live in the area, south Manatee County, but a lot of my social life used to be Sarasota because I graduated from college there and I still spend a lot of time there. A lot of the locals think this is bullshit. Yes Sarasota has lots of people with more money than taste but it is not filled with young pretty rich…

Wait, high school kids go on spring break trips now? WTF.

Please run some searches on this group of “kids” and look at the photos before you watch this show, if you are considering. Please boycott this show! Because of their family connections, they have escaped consequences for this behavior. The castmate is photographed many times on the boat of the abusers. They are…

Six Feet Under > Siesta Key by a mile. You should’ve showed your idiot classmates the show and made them contemplate their own little mortalities.

“I go, ‘You guys are really having a hell of a lifestyle.’ I said this would be a good reality show. Plus they’re good kids, so that was the main thing, they weren’t bad kids. I said this would be a good story because when I was growing up, you had ‘Father Knows Best,’ you had ‘My Three Sons,’ you had people with…

Its pretty likely that a major nuclear exchange is on the horizon which will effectively hit “RESET” on humanity so I guess we can take comfort in that.

Wow...this brings back memories of the future Trump voters at my Indiana high school who WOULD NOT SHUT UP about their fucking spring break trips to Siesta Key. They were all obsessed with “Siesta”...pretty sure there was even a spread about it in our school newspaper.

Fuck people that torture animals. I wish they’d receive the same treatment.

And we needed a Florida Reality Show why? Other than Cops/Live PD of course...

Living on an island in a pastel colored house with a fat bank account, rum in the booze closet and a boat in the slip is not the worst way to live life. Fellow Floridian Hamno may not approve but who cares what he thinks anyway?

There’s footage of Alex committing animal abuse, too. He’s not  the innocent friend getting dragged through the mud by association that you make him out to be. He’s seen on a boat pumping bullets into a protected hammerhead shark in the ocean, forcing beer on various animals, from dogs to fish, and so forth.

Here’s the first result when I searched for how roided out these Gulf Coast brah’s must be. Per Rolling Stone:

“I go, ‘You guys are really having a hell of a lifestyle.’ I said this would be a good reality show.

“My daddy bought me a reality show” is really not the motto of a manly man.

Okay, you danced around it, so I’ll just lay it out. This is Laguna Beach for White trash. So, in other words, it’s the OC.

Just Google’d Alex Kompothecras. Not hot. At all.

I don’t want to watch another show about a bunch of entitled brats who think they’re somehow relevant because their father has money. I have the Trump kids for that.

As someone who grew up in Florida, and was in the Keys for a weekend not too long ago, my kingdom for a show that reflects how unbelievably tacky Florida beach towns are. Everyone has leather skin, basically looks homeless, and is 100% living their best life.

By the time America sobers up we will have elected a double parked BMW and a pair of Victorias Secret angel wings into the White House.