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Yay! Next time I donate, I’ll dedicate it to you!

As you know, ignore the trolls. I didnt think about donating my tax refund (if I even get in), so thank you for the idea!

I teared up at the idea of Trump getting incarcerated. Thank you for that blissful image, truly.

If it helps, we all might not make it to 70?

Good point! Yes, there are 4 of us.

Ooooooh ok! My silly woman brain didn’t consider that. Is that why Extendz is on the shelf at my grocery store and viagra is so attainable?

The men on Twitter who tell women to keep their legs closed...how about you keep your fucking pants on, ass stain!!?

My parents are 75 and 70 year old liberal feminists who call each other “Dad” and “Mom”, their parents did the same. Generational thing, I think.

I think your Grandparents are my parents, except it’s my mom who says “Dad! Where are my 56 pairs of reading classes?!?” And he responds “they’re all on your head, Mother. Now get in here and eat your fiber cereal for the health of your bowels.”

Yeah but the slutty slut mcslut slut mother who opened her legs should be held accountable for her slutty actions!!!! The mother needs to be punished by having an unwanted kid!

I love that argument. If my mom needed to abort me, I wouldn’t exist, therefore I wouldn’t care. I’m very fortunate that I was wanted and born into a very rich (not financial) situation. But I could never demand a woman go through an unwanted or unplanned pregnancy. It’s cruel to the mother and child.

A deplorable on Twitter said about Melania’s nude photos “she was young! Did what she had to do, but she’s changed!! Saw the error of her ways.”

This is true. My boss’s dad voted for Trump and he can’t do anything for himself- seriously. The family jokes that if his wife died, he’d die from starvation and dehydration, because no one would get him a glass of water or food.

This picture needs to be passed around on Twitter. The meltdown from the deplorables would be so enjoyable!

You need 1,000,000 stars for this.

I just can’t even. Now they’ll go around claiming orangutans are pro-life!

You win the comment of the day in my book!

According to deplorables on Twitter, the Womens’ March was women celebrating the murders of the unborn. Now they’re going to cry about libtards bullying Spicer.

Never in my adult life has it occurred to me to call another adult a baby...but Trump is a freaking baby. Holy hell!!!

Trump. Trump is more reviled than Hillary. By the country and the world.