I can’t even comprehend...just wow. Have they ever thought of writing a memoir (well, your mom)?

Are your parents still alive?

Oh...yes! A “friend”. Not me, I’m not my friend.

And Christmas piano jazz to get you to sleep...says my friend.

I’ve been to France a few times, but have yet to see that! It’s on my list. My Grandpa was in the Navy during WWII and was sent to France while in a submarine. I find this subject fascinating.

I had the honor to see a Holocaust survivor speak at my college years ago. He actually survived by living underground on a farm. I am going to carrying on his memory, and tell everyone about it. I have my teaching license for secondary social studies. You can bet your ass my students will know about Nazis horrors.

What shows are you turning to?

Do you secretly listen to Christmas music all year long...like, ummm, this girl I know?

Hmmm. I may go back to college just to try out this app.

You are so welcome!

Allllll the alcohol. I don’t drink much because it always gives me a headache, but since Trump was elected, I’ve been drinking a lot more.

Yeah, it’s not my favorite food. I think my favorite part of Thanksgiving is the rolls. I’m a monster.

First rule of 2017 is we don’t talk about 2016.

This is me the rest of the night.

I just watched this episode.

Ya know, even if we don’t get the results we want, this is, for once, not shitty news. I don’t know how else to say how this makes me feel. Like life has blown back into my heart a teeny bit?

Exactly. This is a woman who passionately fights for issues those of us on Jezebel care for. I can’t understand this knocking her down. As feminists, we should support her. You don’t have to like her act or music, but this is someone who cares for minorities, LGBTI, and womens’ issues and is very outspoken about it.

You’re dealing with a break up on top of everything else?! Ughhhh I’m sorry :(

The cool thing to do around here is hate on Gaga. I’m so over it.

What you said.