Why does he invest so much emotion in the music you enjoy?

Hell. No.

I’m not growing anything but flowers, but I just had to say I went to a Peach festival. Colorado’s Palisade Peaches are everywhere and I couldn’t be happier!!! I had a peach margarita, bought a bag of peaches (after buying $25 worth of peaches last week), and got a peach pie. I’m pretty happy!!

Also, concerning sisters, my older sister is no fun to text with. It’s almost like I’m her pointless diary. She’s always talking about herself, updating me on what she’s doing, etc... There will be days and days where she doesn’t ask about me, and just complains about whatever is bothering her- and it’s always…

You are my people and I yours. Pretty sure I only have Beavis and Butthead memes on my phone, and nothing else.

When it rains, it...

I don't support dirty business practices. You do you.

EXACTLY. I hope this backfires for the company.

And if the situation were reversed (say a famous gay celebrity ordered an item from a company and the company tweeted out how they’re taking that money and donating it to Trump and Pray-the-Gay away), we'd be outraged.

Agreed. I don't care for Ivanka, but she didn't have to order anything from this company. That they would treat a customer this way...no thank you.

If only everyone weren't such attention whores like us. How do they think people would care so much?

On Facebook, it’s my February birthday friends who do the monthly countdowns to their birthday.

You can’t rape your wife, right?

Somewhere out there, on the magical interwebs, is the story of the night Obana and Clinton founded ISIS. That ever since Obama was a little boy, he dreamed of creating his own terrorist organization.

One of my fb friends calls her “Crooked Killary”. We are dealing with geniuses here, you must know that!!

She’ll do anything to rig the election!!1

You really want to put this on her shoulders, don’t you?

Gasp! Maybe Hillary makes him rape women?

I give you all the stars.