“Register to vote” spiked on google search last night! After Hillary’s speech, I saw a lot of this on Twitter: “I am now sold on Clinton!”

The 4 year old I nanny for has never had cable, so when I bring her to my house and put tv on, the commercials confuse her and throw her off. She gets so flustered! “I want my show back! I want to watch this show (a commercial)!” It's pretty funny

Yes. Yes we do.

But where else would he get his “knowledge”, if not from angry conservative chain emails that everyones dipshit Uncle forwards?

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

This this this.

People who are already out to get Taylor for dating that one guy?

Eh I was team nobody until I saw how disgustingly vile and vicious people were towards Swift, now I feel sorry for her. People are always out to get her.

Thank you. Am I in the Twilight zone or on Jezebel? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Do you think she's more controlling of her image than Beyoncé is? (Not trying to start a debate, just asking)

I'm weeping for humanity.

I'm with you.

THANK YOU! I'm team nobody, but I'm embarrassed for him.

I'm super embarrassed for him that his wife is fighting this battle for him.

You will never be able to convince me you aren't a famous actor!

Ha! I'm not the only one who thinks this!!

It took me a good minute to realize this isn't Joshua Jackson...right?

Yup, mine too. And Jamberry. Every Jamberry consultant I know ignores me and never interacts with me (they all also happen to be extreme conservatives, they're uncomfortable with me because I'm not Christian) but as soon as they started JB, I get messages about how I should really give JB a try, and omg how are you!…

So, I wonder if you live in Colorado. If not, I’m sad for dipshit “Patriots”.

Truly. If you could see me throughout this episode- screaming “OMG OMG I KNEW IT! WHAT EVEN?! YASSS!”, slapping my legs, and crying- well, that’s probably how you were too!