I tried this one time in the hopes that it would prevent bites and stings. It ended up causing small and large hives all over my body :(

I tried this one time in the hopes that it would prevent bites and stings. It ended up causing small and large hives…

I cleaned cat poop off the floor for my Mutti. It meant a lot.

Thank you for this.

This is hilarious.

Seriously. Would read.

What about this mysterious chihuahua who seems to cause chaos on random days?

“The bane of the profane is made plain mainly by DeSpain,” wrote one fan on the group’s wall.

God, I do love peoples.

“Do you even lift?” one is killing me rn

My Mom will be 70 this year and her skin looks 25 years younger. Her secret is sunscreen and body butter (even on her face!!). We joke that she takes baths in body butter and eats it as well.

WAT. Kleptocats??

This happened to me, and I had to restart everything. I'm only now just recovering.

These are the struggles in life.

These are my two favorites too!!! No one understands my enthusiasm over them!

Yup. My Aunt was a TWA stewardess and she always brought us Kinder Eggs when she visited. She would jokingly make us swear to tell no one she smuggled them in her suitcase.

She was in People magazine 2 issues ago. That photo was in there.

That song gets me too, every time. I heard it the other day, and got all angry again that parents teach their children to be hateful.

When I thought of that, I got so excited.

Plus, that was good!!!

I’m going to look into rowing today. My friend just bought one of the water ones, and now I'm all intrigued!!