If it makes you feel better, I recently discovered that my driver’s license had expired a month earlier. In that time, I accidentally rear ended someone (never done that before and luckily there was no damage), and been rear ended myself (luckily no damage!). I got soooo lucky that the cops weren’t needed!!!

You may have heard this already, but for my winged eyeliner, I aim the wing towards the top of my ear.

I’ve been doing winger eyeliner for almost 20 years now! People always ask me how I do it, and I say “Don’t go for perfect”. My eyeliner isn’t always completely even, but it’s not noticeable.

I said I wouldn't bother watching season 2, but now I might, simply for the costume and because it's in France.

YESSSSSSSSSAAAA!!!!!!! All my annoyance with Berniebros, you have summed up perfectly.

Do what works for you! I’m so over the people on here demanding others shower daily. Special little snowflakes don’t mind being jackasses, but if they think you might possibly smell, watch out! :/

Aveeno skin relief. I can’t use anything but that.

Exactly. Why would you shower, work, go to the gym, and then shower again??? It's disgustingly wasteful. Shower after the gym and you're good to go.

I would sooooo do this.

I have misophonia- I will kill someone for making gross noises while chewing. Swear to god.

Shit! I’m only white!!!! I’m a single feminist woman, so that’s probably worse, huh?

I’m waiting at my doctor’s office to be seen and this made me snort and blow snot on my phone. Damn you.

I will not! I'm going to sit by you and eat my banana/mayo/pb sandwich and make lip smacking noises!

You Southeners are so kind and welcoming!!! It sounds like I can cover my hair with all your mayo to get that perfect shine.

This is almost as great as Blac Kardashian engagement.

I watched an interview he gave this past Sunday, and that was my first thought after it was over. He was so vague and couldn't give any definite answers. I did not feel the bern.

Apparently he put everything on his sandwiches

I think I'm ok with that?

Trust me, it's good!!

I'm a 33 year old Coloradan who eats it :)