I'm gagging. That's genius

That's what I should send in the first place

Do the guys freak out?

Hahahahahaha I'm keeping that 4ev

God that's so revolting. Did he freak out over the cat picture? Call her a prude cunt slut bitch?

The last guy who sent me a dick pic has a small peen, I should have saved that to use against future dick pics.

That's a thing!?!?

Or their heads photoshopped on to naked men???

You are cruel...in the best way

If only you took a pic of it, to share with women everywhere!

I'm going to print this off and put it on my fridge

That's brilliant, and better if the shit looks like a dick

Isn't that some bullshit?!?

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

That's not your business though...

I think so (based off my highly intensive IG research).

Seriously, that's a beautiful idea. Now I can't wait to get a dick pic.

I've seen that jeep on Instagram. It has caused a nightmare or two.

I had no idea Lilly Pulitzer existed until I went to Savannah and saw all these in your face bright prints. Saw the store where they all came from.