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So are you. Most people roll their eyes at me when I demand to know whose team they're on. THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION FOLKS!

Yes! I keep thinking “should I go bald!!?” That won’t happen, but I so wish I were a guy right now!

I mean, if you don’t mind who munches your vulva... Just know I won’t judge your decisions.

As an adult, I'm still blown away by that cost!

I think that wouldn’t work. Guys would enthusiastically say “ok!!!” And then you'd have a creeper trying to put his face in between your legs.

I have a Christmas box under my bed FULL of Christmas movies. I love them so much, I have no shame!

I love this damn movie so much. I could probably sing the songs in my sleep!

That's how I watched all of these movies- my mom would record them. Then she'd talk about how much she hated those movies.

#teamsnowmiser

Was some wind fairy involved? I'm pretty sure I know what you're talking about and now I want to rewatch it! It use to always play on 25 days of Christmas. Now it's never on!

I LOVE Mickey’s Christmas Carol! I had to buy it because it's not what's on Netflix (last I checked). With Donal Duck playing Scrooge??

I had all the Barbies, my friend had a Barbie house. She accused me of using her for that house. Well duh!

This times 50. I get my hair thinned every time I get it cut and it’s STILL thick.

I can’t believe this asshole wants you to be mean about Lohan. Why does nerdybirdy care so much what you think?

I have the same hair as you, so washing my hair is a chore and a pain in the ass. My little sister doesn't have the same hair, and she HAS to wash it daily. She's a grease machine after a day.

I think it was the year 1987 where every picture of me had my She-Ra action figure in my hand.

This might have been my favorite Barbie ever.

So glad I got rid of fb. I hated that shit so much. No one cares what you made the Elf did...unless it's one of the pics commenters shared.

I’m so glad the family I nanny for doesn’t do this Elf on the Shelf stuff. The last family did, but the mom only moved the Elf around- nothing elaborate. I could threaten the boys that “Ralphie” was watching, it worked once in a while.

That's gotta be it, right??