Wal-mart for me. Last time I was in there, a boy kept dropping eggs on the floor.

Thanks!

Ugh! No wonder I have a hang nail problem! I’ve been missing out on this stuff my whole life!!!!

Seriously, I’m so glad you know everything about everything! I bet you have a ton of friends!! Don’t you feel so smart, telling people off?

I only just figured out that he was with Helena Christensen and she’s his son’s mother. WAT.

Agreed. Add socks and its even stupider!

I’m not from MI but my dad is. I’ve never had Vernor’s, but I know what it is from word of mouth! I always mean to try it when I’m visiting, but always forget.

I’m glad yours wasn’t too traumatic too! And you had support! My then husband was in Iraq when this happened, but I had my family to take care of me.

Thanks for clearing that up!

Oh ok! So are there options for how you do the abortion then? Either a D and C or these pills taken at home?

Good for you! But I said birth control, not celibacy :)

I had a miscarriage about 11 years ago, and had a D and C to remove the fetus. The procedure wasn't too bad, so I assumed abortions were the same. I didn't realize how painful it was or bloody. Wow!

Just the description of the abortion alone could be birth control for everyone.

Ya know, the news today has been so frustrating and discouraging. To cope, I come to the comments of Jezebel to have a good laugh. You have provided above and beyond. I thank you.

You need to be stopped!

I think it's something you pay for? And it's hip? Hippos?

I...can understand this.

Mine goes back and forth between “Fiddler on the Roof” and “Kiesza”.

Hahaha I'm so glad it's not just me.

I was just thinking this! The ‘t’ doesn't get pronounced, it's more a nasal sound? Basically this name is throwing me off.