My mom was a German teacher for 30 years (lived in Germany 10 years), so every Dec 6th, she likes to give us chocolates. When we were little it was toys!

I'm going in March for 3 days! Any other suggestions?? Places to eat/shop/see?

Hahaha this is freaking hilarious. I'm so glad I'm not alone. This is the rage in my head when I share popcorn and the person holds in in their lap instead of holding it in the middle. Sharing popcorn isn't a joke, people!!!!!

Never let him go. Ever.

I love popcorn more than anything on Earth, so much so that I hate sharing it. Or like, when someone eats from my popcorn, I rage inside. It only hit me the other day to go to movies by myself so that I don't have a popcorn mental breakdown.

I can’t stand the stupid life quotes that go along with selfies! “Stay true to yourself when no one else does”, “laugh through the pain”...OMG SHUT UP FOREVER

This is my retaliation meme to all the stupid quotes

I once hooked up with a guy who shaved his chest, arms, legs, so had stubble all over. I had a burn ALL OVER at one time!

If hating them is right, I want to be wrong! Looooooove Coldplay!

You need more stars, you evil genius you!

You can put that on your resume!?? No wonder I struggled getting a job!

I don't know much about Twitter, but can't he create a new account under another name?

Oh geez. You're one of those who can't understand an issue unless it's drawn for you.

Except that said law creators are fanatical Christians.

True! Bullets do!

But...but...binge watching is what I excel at!!

Ok that’s pretty funny and cute. Dogs are hilarious!!!! I can help you not miss cats- every morning, one cat shits on the floor, and the other barfs. Every morning. I hate it, but man, they are funny little creatures!

That’s such a cute story with your fiancé! I’d be ok if something like that happened to me! I guess me following Tindr nightmares on Instagram only scares me away from all of this. Hell. I meet a guy at a bar and after that first night get a dick pic. The other night, this hot Denver meteorologist was hitting on me,…

Oh no! First of all, I never read anything written by you that was upsetting. You made it clear that you don’t have a problem with people liking Disney, it’s the ones who center their lives around their obsession. Truly, I appreciate that you haven’t made fun of it. I’m really upset about what others have said, that…

I wrap my used tampon up in the new tampon’s packaging, and then tp wrapped around, just so a bloody tampon isn't glaring at you from the trash.