As long as you can't taste them, then I believe you!

Split pea soup makes me throw up in my mouth, and that is basically what split pea soup looks like.

YASSSS. Him in Roseanne?? Swoon!

Yup, agreed! I think popcorn is my favorite food ever.

Damn her!!

Something about American flags...

My mom has always told me I’d like peas when I’m grown up.

I'm surprised I haven't been attacked yet because I'm not in to him.

Bar-the-lona too!

It’s just ridiculous to say “he doesn’t want to have sex with her, he must be gay!”

Thank you!

I want to invite false eyeliner, like false lashes, where you get various sizes of black lines and curves. It is either a wildly genius idea or stupid as fuck.

It has been used in a few horror movies. I can see why.

That's what I thought too!!! What did I miss!

Everyone always asks how I do it. I'm thinking we should write a book on how, that way I can stop giving away free advice!

You calling him Coral made my day. Thank you.

I suck at much in life, but the one thing I can do is winged eyeliner. I'll say, it takes years of practice. Like, start practicing 18 years ago.

I have King Soopers, which is a Kroger store. I’ll look tomorrow. I always love strawberry anything, lemon too!

I have such a simple mind, dividing America up into west and east.

Do you just get it at your local grocery store? I can't recall seeing it anywhere, but I'm interested in trying it!