Purple is always a good idea!!

My Mom absentmindedly pets her cat and misses the warning signs that kitty is over it. So for all those nips and bites? Never an infection. Hope that eases your mind :)

Yay Boulder and yay Bernie! Ft Collins here. It was soooo warm today!! My cheeks are so red. I look like Mrs Claus!

Are you the one who lives far away from family?

I deactivated FB because what some of my dumbass friends think about guns infuriates me. That gun control won't do anything. That they get upset when cops are shot, but they don't give a fuck when anyone else is shot. I just cant. Now that I'm off fb, I'm so much happier!

Omg cuuuuute!!!!! Minus getting sprayed by skunks.

This makes me so happy!!

I want you to be the face of Jezebel. You're adorbs! I love your hair the way it is.

Unless Jane becomes Janie and then everyone under the sun thinks it's Jamie or Johnny. Ughhhh has no one heard of the name Janie!?

Good idea! I’ve seen some people share their IG or blogs and wondered if they regretted it!

Good point. But do you have a blogsite or anything??? You're a commenter I always star (I deactivated FB so I lost my non-grey username, LadyBerry83)

I come to Jezebel as much for the comments as the articles. Half the articles not having a comment section hurts my feelings. I don't know what to do with myself!

Fraternities are a breeding ground for rapists/sexual predators.

What is this breast cancer everyone speaks of anyways. Does it happen to you if the handcuffs used on you aren't pink?

Shit, that's bad. Also completely fucking unacceptable. Now that you mention it, my ex would complain to his mom I never bought him shirts (like she did). Which is funny, because he didn't want me getting a job. That must have meant I wanted to meet and fuck other guys.

You made me get coffee up my nose. You win! Ok!? Let's merge our companies.

I'm glad your husband did that for your sakes! When my ex and I lived three states away, that's when our marriage was good. As soon as we moved back home, shit hit the fan again.

Way. I’ll never get that image out of my head- her standing there, vacuuming in one spot. Crying because her 20 something year old son didn’t make her his number 1 priority.

Son of a B...you stole my idea.

Truth. I remember when I was in the car with my now ex-husband and his mom called him. After hanging up, I asked what she wanted. She called because she was vacuuming and broke down crying because she wasn’t his number 1 priority anymore. I should have run away after hearing that.