Hot take: Tesla should never have gone public so early. The volatility of the stock price and the megalomaniacal control issues are just icing on the cake.

The Gremlin is the clear winner here, sad though. The gas cap was better designed than the car itself.

CEO announces he will buy out any shareholder at 420, market price is still 40 dollars below that guarantee. Shows the confidence that the general public has in Musk following through with promises.

tl;dr I can shitpost on Twitter without losing billions if I take this fucker private.

Bullshit. Taxis and livery cars not just in NYC but surrounding jurisdictions like Westchester County are inspected as frequently as every 3 months. The TLC doesn’t fuck around. There’s dudes with bike-rickshaw things if you miss the feeling of a cart made out of a Lada pulled by a donkey. Next you’ll be telling us…

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Just remember, we’re all counting on you. 

Well spoke-n.

I’m trying to think of a bike joke but I’m two tired.

Just excited you spelled “hangar” correctly. I wish 90% of pilots could learn to spell it.

Oh and don’t forget all the hand written “realtor seeks apprentice “ signs on the side of the road. With some astronomical salary. Yet can’t afford to print up nice signs...

Cam-outside-block configuration is not going unnoticed by the OEMs.

It looks like an Alien xenomorph tried to birth itself out of the engine compartment.

We’ve been chasing flying cars for too long, who knew what we really wanted was driving aircraft.

That V10 time bomb.

Can’t wait to vote on this build on NP/CP in 14 years!

Wagon, hands down.

Well sure. What else ya’ gonna’ do while the car is driving itself?

OK, so Asteroids might hit 24fps?

Show me one of these pictures, please? And keep in mind, we’re not talking about the location of reverse here. You may want to look at that picture again.