Oh yeah.... I forgot Keanu was exclusive to Xbox.

Sony’s 2020 lineup already murdered the competition. You really thought Microsoft had a good conference? Seriously? You’re definitely in the minority.

I’m sorry you’re sad but man i’m so fucking amped to get more botw action!

this is the worst take

You may be in the minority on this one, unfortunately. 

So what did you so in GOW besides run into a room, slice some dudes, and a few light platforming bits?

“We get dirty, so the world stays clean.”

wow these games get less and less palatable as the years go on. just wretched

There are a considerable number of total war fans who say they have no interest in anything but American or European history (i.e. the history of white people).

I’m not sure where those negative reviews are coming from. The game is really good. It may be the best historical TW since Shogun 2 and is fighting to be my favorite next to Medieval 2.

“the fine is 21.7 million yen (nearly $200,000) and must be paid by December 25 of this year”
Welp. That’s the end of McDonalds.

I am so close to starting this expansion. I’m level 46, finished my main odyssey, have like one Atlantis key thing left, and all the cultists remaining are level 50 so I jumped into the first blade stuff to level up so I could finish them off.

Says the guy so desperate to be mad that he got mad about people being mad.

You’re probably just over-analyzing it.

Also full of cartoonish caricatures! I finally hit the back third of the map and thought for sure we’d at least dodged the hoary old Old Testament Preacher cliche but no, we can’t have that or you might actually like a character in this game.

Ay look I think Dems know there was a problem. But as an outsider, your president is such a joke he was making Jacob Zuma seem like we got off lucky here. Like when I just watch him speak and lie about stuff that just off the cuff I know is a lie, like about inconsequential things no human would need to lie about.…

If all the lands had been marked identically, or all had been marked randomly, that might be plausible. But the marks were specific enough to identify which specific card was present. Three sets of marks, distinct, on only the three cards (each a playset of four) most critical to the deck’s function? That cannot…

This is not something that could possibly be believed if they’ve seen the images of the markings. There is zero doubt. The sleeves were intentionally marked. 

Sure Yuuya, sure.

Can’t believe Cloud from Super Smash Bros. is finally getting his own game.