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Zack is back with another dull article on the only game he plays

BUT did you own a gun, did your neighbor? SOME survived . . . 

Oh look, another Steam loyalist 

If by “loving” you mean racist and misogynistic af, yes, I agree

I was wondering why Kotaku’s articles are particularly dull on the weekends, now I know why.  

But did you own a gun? Did your neighbor? SOME survived.

Oh, Sean Hannity would love you.

The irony of people whining about being online all the time when they're already online all the time

Uh, where do you think your games come from? Lol a lot of the offices for developers are in silicon valley 

This seem to be ubisoft's schtick, just keep churning out games and discounting then withing months

This seem to be ubisoft's schtick, just keep churning out games and discounting then withing months

We’re critiquing using achievements as a form of game design here, not whether I would go after those achievement or not. You chiming in like this is akin to arguing whether American or Swiss cheese is better for burgers and you chiming in “why not eat a burger without cheese.”

*looks at profile photo* Checks out

Another game from Ubi that exploits a political setting without having anything meaningful to say about it. Thanks.

It’s not necessarily unhealthy, but its certainly lazy and bad design. Dangling a carrot in front of someone to make them play your game a hour each day for 30 days is little more than exploiting someone’s fear of missing out. Maybe just focus on making a good game that people naturally want to come back to play. And

Im genuinely surprised that anyone didn’t see this coming. Odessey’s writing has always seemed shoddy to me, with tonal shifts at the least opportune moments. The conversations are stilted with awkward pauses and deliveries. I frankly started skipping all dialogue at the halfway mark. 

This is a very good write up. I've only been to the theatre twice so I have caught on to this hidden narrative, but I'll be sure to do so now. Thanks!

Don’t forget the narrative. Few games have done a post-apocalyptic narrative as original as HZD. The way that humankind breaks down into tribes after doomsday is so interesting

Except there's a level of originality within Horizon that Days Gone doesn't seem to have at first glance. The setting itself in HZD is one of the most unique in recent years

As if the devs don’t look at reddit. lol

Hate to say it, I expect this type of crap from BuzzFeed.