Hey thanks for the discussion sansdromeda, it's great to get different perspectives on things.

Sweet! Thanks for the info! I must try it.

A.) That's hilarious! In the future, if I ever find myself ordering a pina colada, I hope I remember to order it as a "penis colossus" said kinda fast.

2) I would really hope an infraction like that would just result in a reprimand (and secret high five later). There's such a huge difference between "inappropriate"…

Every time I see a typo-ridden article, I want to send Denton a package that contains my rate sheet and a spring-loaded boxing glove.

On principal I won't take an Uber or allow my friends to take an Uber. For my NYE party I posted a bunch of local cab company's phone numbers a head of time and encouraged sleep overs/designated drivers. Like why support such a shitty company when there are other options I don't get it.

Since it's apparently my responsibility not to get raped, I guess I'll continue doing what's worked so far: not using Uber.

Redeeming qualities. For a while, I did the Jessica Seinfeld thing of hiding vegetables in his food. On the plus side, it has taught me not to put up with that bullshit from my kids, so there is that.

Dude. If you're in Florida I will TOTALLY come black out on your couch (for about ten days.)

Come here Ghost, I've got just the place for you. You'll need to provide your own clutching pearls though.

I didn't even realize this and I'm arab, and have been called that.

This doesn't look very appetizing unless you know this petite poisson is oozing lemon garlic sauce.

omg the scraps of fat for antarctica help

You're gonna love my... Meat world!!

Also, its great with just sparkling wine/Champagne. Add a splash to a glass of Champagne - repeat until out of St Germain

I have a Sodastream and it makes for a nice mildly alcoholic Italian soda-esque drink.

According to the article the owner said the guy had been there two weeks and already had two complaints against him, so this was his third strike and out the door.

My friend calls it "Kid Champagne" and when we are drinking (booze) with her kids (juice) they talk about poppin corks and how craaaazzzy they are gonna get with their dranks. It's amazing and terrifying. Very Buster Bluth!

i can't wait for someone to do so so i can watch the shit show.

I would like to give a special commendation to Gawker Media's copy editing team, because the sheer volume of chances for unfortunate implications involving the name "Ragheed" must have been like handling a live grenade.

Yeah, repeated failure to respect boundaries is a big honkin' red flag. I appreciate that you've tried to be patient, but treating you with respect is not some onerous burden; it's what you do when you give a shit. If he can't manage that, I think you are well within your rights to tell him to shove off.