Sweet. The blue line is totally the most depressing. (Pun not intended.) (Wait. Pun intended.)

Its always a good time to attack. Thats the American Way! So fuck off foreign guy!

I think this is a story because it's a large distributor. They are affecting lots of restaurants. My favorite local Chinese place might be the cleanest place ever but they could be being supplied by this place.

Instead of (or in addition to) being mad at Chinese businesses, why don't you be mad at people who lazily focus in on perpetuating the stereotype of Chinese businesses/restaurants being "dirty?" I mean, as someone who has worked in a non-Chinese restaurant (I also know many people who have worked in all kinds of…

Man, when I was an intern I loved doing those (properly). I told everyone in the ER to send me every abscess, boil, carbuncle, furuncle, sebaceous cyst.... it was my favorite thing.

And as someone who lived in China it is not reflective of all Chinese places.... But making Chinese food (and I mean real food) is easy as shit. Just learn! Then you don't have to worry! That's what yili and yilinanyou are doing for my bday!

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

they should invent "Kinja Gold" just for this comment.

Goddammit, fellow Chinese people...stop making it harder for the majority to get away from the fucking "Chinese food is disgusting rodent/cat/dog/pigeon meat" bullshit!

Yup, I know that one, it's sad that I know it, and even sadder that I can confirm it to be the largest, grossest one on YouTube. It spews chunks, and that makes ME feel like spewing chunks...

While this is gross, come on. This isn't even a top five Shrayber post for grossness.

it's like milking someone's back boob.

i like somerville. i do not like parking in somerville. or like, anywhere. i just hate parking.

I'm in Somerville now, but I deal with Harvard Square too often. The part that doesn't change? How insufferable Harvard is. Even MIT produces less flaming egomaniacs.

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

Same here. My husband is from England and his father is from Ireland. There is a house in their family that's been around for over 300 years. I can't even figure out where my fucking great-grandparents are from.

Wow. She has a record/ photos of her family for over 200 years??

Rodent feces in a cooler? Well, thank God someone thought to preserve that. I mean, you know how often I've wanted to throw rat feces at someone? I live near Harvard University, for God's sake; it's almost a gnawing need. And yeah, fresh is best, but sometimes, you need whatever rat crap you can get your hands on.

The lady that presided over our wedding ceremony pronounced the word 'marriage' just like Peter Cook does in the Princess Bride, just once, halfway through the ceremony, just for me (I made a joke about it beforehand that she pretended not to understand). It was the most perfect bit of a perfect day :-)