gross bc you know dem potatoes is fake #no

Eh, depends on how you do them. My grandfather always cracked an egg into the leftover stuffing and made and fried a little patty, then put the mashed potaotes and turkey and gravy on that, so it was more like an open-faced sandwich than anything else. But even "just sandwich" people I know usually leave off the…

This is one of my absolute favorite things to have happen. I am a manager at an internationally ranked place (we're in the top ten!! eeee!) and I'm younger than all of my coworkers by a good ten years, but I'm still their boss.

That's why this exists:

I'm all for freedom of choice, even if others' choices are bad, but I have never, ever been the same after reading about that family who orders bowls of it and stirs it into their tea.

Wait, did you not read the story? The woman was horrible to her and treated her like shit and found out about her dad and changed her tune out of pseudo respect of the dad. It didn't say "I told her who my dad was", just that she found out. And it never says anything about the dad doing anything to the woman, just…

Here's the thing though. The restaurant has a renowned dish designed with a specific set of ingredients. Some customer who has already shown a propensity for complaining (the wine list) comes in and asks for a ranch dressing who has probably not had homemade ranch dressing.

Man, I would have pressed charges on that motherfucker. Sure, he'd have never been convicted, but just the fact that your symptoms were consistent with Visine poisoning and he was known to have said he wanted to do that to a customer would have been enough to have him booked, printed, and scared shitless.

You might want to re-read what she wrote. She never said she told her father. They were treating her like shit before they realized who her dad was. Which, regardless of who her dad is, they shouldn't have been treating her like shit. I'm pretty sure you're the shithead here.

I had a similar experience to you and the server in the post...and it was one of the most glorious moments of my life. I was a server in college for an upscale restaurant that was fairly close to a chi-chi golf course. One Sunday afternoon, a bunch of drunk jerk faces came in to continue their post golf boozing, and I…

I hope you don't mind being asked, what is the job? This is intriguing.

Are you kidding me? That whole story was full of seamen from start to finish!

Why do people like this even go to nice restaurants? You can get salad greens with ranch dressing literally anywhere or make it at home. The whole point of going to these kinds of high end restaurants and paying for an $18 salad is to have a culinary experience and eat something you can't get anywhere else. The chef…

I have kind of a weird job where I'm in a different client's office almost daily, and part of my job is to "observe" and report back how I'm treated, because I'm initially assumed to be a customer. I'm almost always treated well, but every now and then you run into a supreme dick nozzle. There have been a few times…

Never, ever forget that someone treated you badly when they thought you were an inferior. Those people go straight on your personal blacklist for life.

I worked for about three years after college as a barista for a local chain of coffee shops, and while the job itself could be pretty shitty I was lucky to have the most amazing group of coworkers you could ask for. People tended to stick around that company for a while, so we were essentially a big family and if you…

Escolar is actually very tasty. But only eat it in small quantities - say, a couple of nigiri. Any more than that, you and your launderer will not be pleased.

If you are in New England, you may want to stay away from cod right now. NH through Canada they have closed of many of the cod fisheries closer to shore due to underpopulation. So cod will be pricier and you are contributing to the current issue.

I will pay you $5 if you do Rabbit Stew (or any rabbit dish) next.