We went to a pizza place once and our One Black Friend (only capitalizing because of relevance) at the table wanted some kind of fancy house non-alcoholic drink. Something like a special flavored tea, or organic soda. The server proceeded to tell him he had to PAY for refills, and when he disputed that refills were…

It is precisely this idea that Paul McCartney was referring to when he sang about "The Long and Winding Roof.."

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With great humility I write here today to ensure all who are reading this that I am not a racist and I have never been.

I would take the bait, but I'm too busy eating my pheasant jerky. (smoked paprika marinade, mmm)

How good is Ramirez at a taking a punch? Asking for a friend...

Why is it not a crime when Asian restaurants are racist?

Eh, I wrote a lengthy response before I realized that even if I provide you with countless examples, you probably still wouldn't buy it... The most recent incident that I can recall is going to a diner in NH as the only black person in a group of several people. I ordered a broccoli and cheddar omelette. Someone else…

It's like he's Evil Hiroyuki Sakai.

Except his killers were charged & indicted, and at trial they'll go away for decades if not be put to death. Unlike these killer cops who straight up walked, usually without a trial. You ignorant dumbass. Think for 2 seconds.

Kara, I know you're just being funny and not totally serious and using Tay Tay as a way to highlight something that's been talked about around here for awhile, White people with zero Black friends. I love you and this is just a little constructive criticism: Don't. Do. This. Again.

I read there was a lot of that on the set of True Grit, as well. The young girl in that movie made bank off those dudes.

She probably is. But think about how big of a deal it is to have a classic, mainstream musical recast with black actors. That's HUGE.

I take offense to calling Cumberbatch an Animorph.

Yeah, the only thing about it that distresses me is the idea that there is at least one orifice RIGHT THERE and I would spend the whole time crazy clenched up in fear that one of the smaller bugs would wriggle into my butt.

Probably because "entomophilia" is SO EASILY confused with "etymophilia." That happens to me ALL THE TIME. Ask for the OED for Valentine's Day, get a box of crickets instead.

oooooh! #24 has everything going on! Nice quote, juicy booty, and those 2 above-the-butt dimples I lust after.

Wait, why is it "formicophile"? "Formicidae" refers specifically to ants*, not all bugs. Shouldn't it be "insectophilia"? Or if you want to include spiders as well, arthropodophilia?

This guy is gonna love being dead.