Dude, in America we have black widows, scorpions, copperheads, cottonmouths, brown recluses, Portuguese Man'o War jellyfish, great white sharks, all kind of littler bull sharks and stuff, and I haven't even started to talk about Florida and its escaped feral Butmese pythons at all! One time I was riding a boy's bike…

Seriously, if we're not allowed to be annoyed at the slogan because of its racist implications, can we at least be annoyed at it because it's a shitty slogan and they could've done so much better?

Because me standing a little close to someone isn't that big of a deal, but if they point it out and ask me step back I do it because I'm not an asshole.

Not gonna reply and pull him out (and you'll probably dismiss when you get on and see it), but lol at the guy in the greys saying that this:

"it must be any day of the week."

When I was I kid I liked to quilt patches onto my backpack. I made a moon and star but the star was shaped like a Jewish star. (it was easy to draw) My mom pointed it out.

I was kind of annoyed because there was a moon right there (context mom) and I didn't mean it to be disrespectful. But I didn't say my mom was the…

That seems kind of a funny thing to think. Why not? In the case of Singapore or Japan or Korea you have a perfectly first-world functioning state—much better-functioning than America's in some ways. In the case of, like, Cape Town, SA, you'd be dealing with a shitty crime rate—OK, really shitty—but like the most…

Your wish and mine, buddy. My husband got offered two jobs out of grad school at Berkeley, one in Singapore and one in Arkansas, and not even in Little Rock—like, 45 minutes away. Further. I'm from South Carolina, but...we've got all kind of things to make up for our crippling structural racism, like delicious…

Cinnamon = thetans?

I'm on day two of a seven day low-calorie, clear-liquid (pre-op) diet and I have been so fucking hungry all day. After seeing that picture I am no longer hungry. Bless you.

I steamed a pumpkin pudding for Thanksgiving (back on the right day, in October). It was great. We topped it with caramel sauce and maple custard, because we're fucking Canadian, that's why.

Red velvet makes no damn sense. There's cocoa in it, but not enough to change the flavor. It's supposed to be there to cause the chemical reaction that gives a reddish color, but everyone who makes it adds a bunch of red dye anyway. So again, what is the damn point? Just do a basic yellow or white cake recipe and add…

And all the American cities except Pittsburgh have refused to speak to any British city, town, village, hamlet or even desolate, crumbling highland castle ruins for centuries because of The Chip Butty.

There is no reason in the world for a red velvet anything.

The only - ONLY - decent use for cornflakes is as part of Mexican deep-fried ice cream.

Replace the corn flakes with Doritos and I totally would.

#notallfruitpies I actually like fruit pies (AND warm fruit compote AND good fruitcake because I am your Great Aunt Mildred and just wish you'd push that hair out of your eyes and meet someone nice at church) but do not throw the fresh fruit piebabies —banana cream, etc— out with the cooked fruit bathwater. I won a…

Check the sticker on the back...

You're so right about Pumpkin Pie. I've never had it, but it looks a little odd. It's apple or nothing for me.

Yeah, stuffing is pretty fucking awesome when done correctly. It's no. 1 on any real Amereican's Thanksgiving list.