And then you can make Hong Shao Rou (Red Cooked Pork), which is a glorious stew of pork belly cubes cooked in wine and soy sauce and flavored with ginger, star anise and everything delicious. http://redcook.net/2009/03/01/red…

Come back to Boston! We miss you too! (Okay, to be fair, don't come back in 2024- apparently we might be getting the Olympics. But other times are okay!)

OH GOD. I need to do this now. A (not too sweet, none of this "can of condensed milk" crap) key lime pie with a speculoos crust....*dies*

Seriously- and JP Licks is getting a ton of alternative-milk ice cream flavors. Okay sure, it's like 4, but still. There's also all the hard frozen yogurts and interestingly-flavored soft yogurts as well.

And then there's this shit: http://www.edoughble.com/ Cookie dough that is meant to be eaten out of the tub, not baked. I'm not even sure you can bake it even if you wanted to.

I don't even have exterior genitalia and I could feel my bits climbing even further up into my abdomen as I was reading that story. Holy shit in-deed.

This link may have some interesting material for you, then: Some Congresspeople took the "Food Stamp Challenge" and wrote about it. http://foodstampchallenge.typepad.com/

Dangit, it doesn't say exactly how to get them from the cod! Now I want to see if other fishes have them, like salmon.

...and now I have a craving for fish cheeks. Dammit.

I once went on a date that involved eating ice cream outside in January. I do not regret it one bit.

Thank you. From now on, I will be referring to coffee as "Hot bean juice".

Oh my word. Your username is absolutely lovely.

Also, do you feel the same way about lemon meringue pie?

Citrus in winter has always confused me. Things like limes are a summer fruit, but tangerines tend to come out during the winter. Not to mention, of course, the really strong association of citrus and winter. Sure, Florida is a good excuse for pretty much anything, wrong-growing-season wise, but still.

All things considered, most of Boston proper shouldn't exist. Nor, for that matter, should most of Southern Cambridge.

And my back. "Sure," you say, "only if the dishes pile up so that you have to stand there for an hour." To which I respond, I have a housemate who cooks all the time with her boyfriend and never does the fucking dishes when she's done with them. After finally, FINALLY emptying the sink, my back is killing me.

There's a movie in this, I swear. Some grand heist movie in the spirit of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, except everyone's Russian and the loot is a giant block of cheddar.

Speak for yourself! I know many color-blind people. However, they are multi-spectral despite it, so who knows?

Also, are we in the Thursday Next-iverse or the Shades of Grey-iverse?

Link for those wondering: http://blog.kamens.us/2013/06/11/joh…

I want Rob Cantor to make a song for Kirby Delauter a la "Shia La Boeuf". Also, if Kirby "Puling Manchild" Delauter wants to intimidate people, he's gonna have to do better than a Facebook comment. I bet Jonmon (Jonathan Monserrat - I can't get his Encyclopedia Dramatica page at work, but google this fucker) could…

With the Russian space program being one of the only ones actually working, they might be able to go to the Moon to get some of that lovely, lovely space cheese.

Aww, that's sweet of them. Ill-advised, but really, really sweet-natured.