Oh god, Japanese pumpkins. THOSE are what send me into the rapturous feeding frenzy.

Jesus on a pogo stick, this is making me miss shaved ice in China so goddamned much. A pile of freshly shaved ice nearly a foot tall, covered in condensed milk, syrup, mango nectar, and piled with mango chunks....

Of course, despite there being an increasing number of Taiwanese bubble tea places and more "authentic"…

And there's talk of gluten! This is gonna be good.

Yeah, odds are likely this is far from the first drink that baby's had. And honestly, if she's obviously pregnant, by that point, the majority of the damage has already been done. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome kicks in within the first few months. Poor kid.

...Ow. How....how does she live? I would've expected her to have accidentally killed herself by now.

I think that's when making an English muffin pizza is the way to go here.

Fair! I think it's a bit of my cynicism coming out - I've seen enough racism and other -isms from people in my family to really have much hope in other peoples' empathy.

Yes! St. Germain comes in utterly adorable nip-sized bottles. (yes, they're called nips. yes, that's adorable and hilarious because I'm 12.)

Add to either lemon-lime soda or seltzer. You can also toss in a bit of vodka if you want to oomph it up a bit. Anything a delicate, acidic, sweet note would be nice in, you can use it.

As a 1st gen (counting immigrant gen as 0th) immigrant kid, the sheer amount of racism that gets thrown around by minorities about other minorities is staggering. Not even just prejudice from the homeland (Chinese vs Japanese, for instance), but straight-up "All X are Y" shit. Hell, back when the Irish counted as a…

...I don't think a meat gun shoots bullets. 'm just saying.

How's the weather in Northern Maine these days? (went for the whitest place I could think of)

Thanks for the pronunciation! The best my brain was coming up with was "Rah-Geed".

I want to live there. Especially Antarctica. All that fat will make for great insulation!

Now that I've started using Lyft (which seems more thorough in their checking than Uber, but still), I really wonder if there's any way (short of actually convincing everyone that seriously, don't fucking rape people already) to stay safe while using a service like Uber or Lyft or whatever else is popular these days.

Not to mention the fact that not only is he not respecting the boundary, he is outright dismissing it because "he had so much to go through". Seriously, having a bad year isn't an excuse to be an asshole to your girlfriend.

You must either be a saint or he must have some truly excellent redeeming qualities. I think if an SO of mine did that, they would turn into an ex-SO with a truly terrifying quickness.

Congratulations. You had me with my hand clamped over my mouth, physically recoiling from the screen, and yet utterly transfixed. Excellent work.

Also weirdly enough, it kind of makes me miss China. There's a certain something to the squalor and absurd juxtaposition of insane wealth and insane poverty that I find weirdly compelling.

Well, these are the people who think soup is a beverage. Who the fuck knows.