It looks like the JC Whitney catalog took a sh*t on it.

would still be a crack pipe and half that price. this truck is in a serios identity crisis why the wing and body kit suggest a long slung sports car but the ride height, mirrors and original styling say no take me offroad! yet you cant not without cracking the body kit and if try and take a corner with this thing it…

$25K? OK it’s a rate Ford Ranger but it just a bunch of plastic, a soft top that if torn can probably never be replaced, has almost zero leg room for someone like me at 6', and I use my truck...this thing is like a baby truck whose parents saw Pimp My Ride too many times or is a personal friend of Xzibit. I almost…

Another friendly reminder that rare ≠ desirable.

Obviously, SOMEBODY thought all of this was a good idea. I have deep concerns about that person.

Five grand at the most, but for me, this is where it all started going wrong for the Z. Too big, too heavy, ugly and overly complex.

*lifts head out of giant pile of cocaine*

Years to mandate back-up cams and tons of studies before mirrors are replaced with cameras but if you want to make a car drive by itself, go right ahead.

Ass backwards is how we like to do it Iowa so he fit right in!

She works down at Wintergreen Zebra on the weekends. She told me she’s only dancing to put herself through law school and to help pay for her mom’s colitis treatment. She says that I’m different than all the other clients. As soon as I can scrape together the cash for a Maserati, we’re going to run off and start a…

“ How much trouble can they get into”

CP. Crown Vics are a dime a dozen and you can find ones in similar shape for less, or better shape for the same price. Examples:

I don’t want to finger ANY guys, good or bad....

Hughes Space was the largest builder of spacecraft right up until Boeing bought it in the 2000's and also was involved in launch vehicles, His airline businesses changed the way people travel with the Lockheed Constellation, He built some revolutionary planes for his time, Won an Oscar and did a bunch of other shit…

How long until Elon is jarring his urine, and wearing tissue boxes on his feet?

You’re not considering the vehicle though. These are rare and VERY hard to find in good condition.

It’s easy.

Yep. It is rare, but not desirable. It is like claiming my 1984 Chrysler K Car is rare due to the color combinations. It could be a nice ride, but for that price it would need to be in much better shape with an engine swap or rebuild.

RHD = CP unless you’re actually a letter carrier and need this...

Rattle can paint job, dents galore, motor needs rebuilt, interior is a disaster, windows where there shouldn’t be any... I can go on.