I have friends with boasts.

Boat owner - “Thanks pal, now I owe 60 g’s on a briquette”

aah rich people.. spending so much money just to stay afloat... then having it all burn down around them anyway... i just have a large shoe

Or just slap a few M-badges on your 228i for cheap horsepower.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

Crack pipe at free. Window-licking lunacy at $8,200.

Crack Pipe. Crack pipe at conception. Crack pipe at execution. Crack pipe at thinking the result is worth $8200.

But you’ll have paid through the nose for a car you have to restore (again).

I’m over the rat rod thing already, for $22,500 I want a resto-moded vehicle with a liveable interior at the least, not one featuring a dirty cracked dash, a hole in the seat and an old Mexican blanket covering the center tunnel. Yeah maybe it’s a more expensive vehicle restored but I see tons of $$$ in required…

Really like the car, but $9,000?

Why would NASCAR kick him out? I mean, running tobacco seems like a nice spiritual successor to running moonshine. Wouldn’t that make him a NASCAR traditionalist?

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A BDSM SKIING RED STORMTROOPER OK JEEZ

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that old Detroit steel with an acre of overhang was perfect for delivering bodies out to the NJ Pine Barrens. Couple of wise guys could easily fit 3 un-wise guys along with all the tools to make them gone.

So the support car broke down, but the $600 Jeep is still running. That’s awesome. Good and inspiring work there, as well as another reason why not to buy a Caliber.

This is an amazing image.

Believe it or not, this is a 2014 model year...

End of discussion. Good job, guys, I think we can all go home now.