Scene: A Pep Boys.

I was going to vote NP until I saw the rust.

Another one I want to love but can’t. Even half of the $9995 asking price seems strong. $10K buys a whole bunch of newer Subie, just sayin’.

I cannot give this enough stars. Jalopnik is the true home of poor automotive design, neglected badge-engineered compromises, duct-tape fixes, soft Corinthian leather, captive imports, and NSU rotary engine swaps into Korean tractors.

Worked at a Chrysler dealer c. 1988-94; Learned about torque steer when a Turbo II LeBaron torque steered so hard I almost went up a curb. Such a comically awful experience.

They are ugly. And the plastic in the interior and under the hood literally dissolved over time. They may have been good at the time, but there is SO much out there now for this money. Like a Ducati 1098 Superbike. But then again, someone did just pay over $100K for a 79 Trans Am at Barrett Jackson.

I’m sorry, I just don’t get the collective boner-rama over these things. They’re ugly, plastic 80's Dodges. Am I missing something? Does the fact that nearly everything else made in that era was utter shit make this a great car?

It's sticking its tongue out!

Ah but who wants to be normal, ReverendDexter, when you can have one of these for £20,995? The car that saved a car company (again) and set it on the road to where it is today...

Makes me think this guy, who’d spend this type of money.

1987 Rolls Royce Silver Spirit - $17k

Yea those rims are horrible. i rather have the stock ones. They scream “I bought this car used and im balling on a budget.”

2007 Porsche Cayman S because even though it’s nearly 10 years old, no one will know it’s 10 years old.

Four doors for more whores

Jag XK, it’s not even an old one.

No one thinks the drivers of Limos are rich.

This list can be huge. But this is my dream for under 30k:

Clearly this has to be on the list:

1971 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - 30k