All of the above.

Emphasis on the some.

A frame.

Oh hell no! A $1000 parts car - and I’m being charitable. This thing has hair all over it. Way too many issues to list. What are the odds the owner/car molester sports a mullet?

Nobody’s getting any action in one of these.

Perfect car for your teenage son. Can’t go fast, can’t have sex in it.

Love ya Jay (in all the right ways) but you might want to think about taking some of that cash of yours and investing in a comb.

Don’t think they had safety glass back then. Going through the windshield would be whole different experience.

Yes, but as soon as you realize what you are doing, you should know to stop shaking. Trying to explain to the angry hornets that you mean them no harm is not going to work. Just move away from the nest. Chalk it up to a failure to communicate.

CP. For about the same money one could buy a 05-06 Dodge/Chrysler minivan in good shape and less than 100k miles. Caravan is much more usable with the seats that store into the floor and more power (V6). In the Ford, the whole third row back seat comes out ( heavy as hell) but the second row seats are still there. You…

I notice no Ford logo anywhere. They must have been very proud of this.

That’s great. I’m always confusing my break and gas pedals. I will just keep my head down so I won’t get them confused. I need to go now, it’s time to take my pills.

A seemingly endless score of entertainment for me that I would miss.

I think you are referring to someone with the “I need to see the manager” haircut as the most likely driver.

I don’t start negotiations until the buyer has looked at the car. Otherwise the buyer will try to renegotiate after inspecting the car to a lower number.

Got something similar once, just didn’t respond. Yours is a better response.

I flew to ORD -Tenn. buy a car with $18,500 in cash. Refused to put it in the tub to be run through the x ray. Explained the situation, they let me hold it in my hand.

Click bait. Tweet was neither interesting nor a thought. Try brain fart.

No they can’t. Something about being in the spotlight. After a while it makes you think you are smarter than you are. Mostly a disease of politicians and movie stars but now has spread to Youtube and other social media “stars” and now finally to even sport celebrities.

That’s why they offer “free maintenance” and love recalls. They will always find work that needs to be done. If your a woman, the work needs to be done like right now because “you don’t want to be stranded on the highway do you? Why the left side torsion bar impeller is barely impelling”. Those free oil changes pay…