Those crazy Indians. Always getting in the way when we are trying to do something great like make a resort.

Looks like a parking meter.

Looks like you killed the car.

I love this! Good work with the PVC pipe. Should have plumbed in a toilet in the back seat while you were t it -because like ya never know.

Moved away some time now from anywhere near a Menards. Sure miss them. Still can’t get their jingle out of my head. Now that’s brainwashing.

“Go with it. No one reads the small print” - Ford advertising department.

What does that exactly mean? Better than the standard interior that has all the style and charisma of the benches at the county jail?

11. Pass it to me and don’t Bogart it.

I’m sure they are made of some secrete indestructible material so my idea of just shooting the tires out won’t work at all.

Fell out of my chair laughing,

Agreed. Wrap a turd around a nice engine and the package comes out as a complete turd. This thing is only good for stoplight racing. Doesn’t make a good ride around town, DD, track car or a head turner. Tits on a bull.

Shabby chic!

Your thinking too small. You could save money by making all the chrome badges into stickers. The flying lady or what ever she is called could be just a sticker like the Firebird screaming chicken. Also replace those wool carpets with vinyl mats from Wallmart.

2001 A Space Odyssey reference.

Totally agree. Buy the wife whatever she wants no matter what it looks like so you can have what you want. If it’s expensive all the much more leeway you have on your choice.

About a year from now we are going to have to really watch out for Craigslist “specials”.

Wow, Hal has gotten all formal now. Whatever happened to just Dave?

I won’t let physics get in the way and harsh my buzz. Reality is just a theory.

Is that a beard or have you been eating chocolate?

You can be both Smokey and the Bandit! The movie deal spin offs are endless.