He really is terrifying on The Fall. Fucking terrifying. Even thinking about it now makes me want to immediately lock all my doors and windows and call the police.

watch the Fall on netflix. Dornan is terrifying and sexy at the same time and it makes me feel all kinds of weird things.

I saw him at the 8 mile premiere. There was an entire VIP area where Snoop and all the really famous people were and he was out with us plebes in the "regular" bar just waiting in line. There is not much more to say about him besides panty dropper. That's how hot and charming he was in person.

Fucking hell. That sweet little baby. The only remotely comforting thought I can find is that she's free of abuse now.

These aren't human beings, these men. They're mistakes. They're monsters of the lowest form. I want so badly for them to suffer.

If there is anything more despicable and cowardly than this...grown men too pussy to go to their own deaths they have to send a baby to do their mass murder for them. I fucking hope there's a god and I fucking hope there's a hell and I fucking hope they burn in it forever

He says shit like that for the media coverage, as every time Ryanair are mentioned in the media, sales go up.

Michael O'Leary, the asshole CEO, has said that every time RyanAir is mentioned in the media, sales go up. Doesn't matter if the coverage is positive or negative. He regularly spouts more contrary bullshit, e.g. he's planning to charge people to use the toilets on board. Website traffic and flight sales go up. It's…

Obligatory Jackal Video:

It will be like my memories of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, then.

for me, this is how you do an underwear ad: I luvvv jamie in the fall:

I'm writing a dating guide by straight women for straight women. It will be called A Lifetime of Loneliness and Celibacy: WORTH IT.

I resolve that if I ever come home and find my spouse watching FOX and it does not involve taking a shot every time a commentator says something stupid I'm leaving him.

Reads headline..."This has to be Shrayber."

I spent months in Ireland for work this past summer and pretty much all the people hated their abortion laws.

He really isn't a great guy. He literally handed a death sentence to some random family and only regretted it when he found out it was Lily's. He is also unnecessarily terrible to Neville, Harry, Hermione and any other child he dislikes. It is also insinuated he helps do horrible things to muggleborns at the school.…

Snape never really did.

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I hate the word "pussy". It kind of falls into the same vein of (personally) distasteful vocabulary like the word "moist". I can't explain it, but both words tend to make me clam up and become really unresponsive. Maybe it's how it's used as an insult, maybe I'm just not a fan of how it…

This is such a personal thing. Pussy literally makes me clamp up. It makes me think of pus. I would rather my partner do the "pussy work around" since I don't really call the penis anything in the moment or just go with a clinical "vagina/vag" if they've GOTTA call it something but if they're that anal retentive…

Oh my gooooooooodddddddd, MR COLLINS IS THE ULTIMATE PROTO-MRA CATCALLER DIRTBAG. Charlotte, CHARLOTTE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING STAAAHHHPPPP.

because she really didn't mean "no", she meant "try harder".