David does have 2 XJs, his original baby, which this story is about. and the $600 beater he recently bought to take out to Moab.

I wonder what his tire pressure was.

Sith Lord?

Nice Porsche, bro!

I call shenanigans on that edit. I can spot a Crown Vic out of my peripheral vision in my rear view mirror at night in the fog with its lights off from about a mile. Maybe two.

What do I win?

Ima go with a Lambo Countash. Pretty sure every kid of the 80’s had one of these on their bedroom wall:

Most Ferraris

Porsche 911. No matter what year you know its a 911

Hummer

Done.

Next question.

The Sentinel?

They should ban sponsors from cars for one race per season. These things are absolutely gorgeous without all the stickers...

In the great lane-splitting state of California, (and that’s all we’re currently great for beyond geology and geography) I’m able to do this all day long while getting around on the clogged arteries of the Los Angeles freeway system. Mostly with the clutch hand, though. Tickling feet, side-fiving dangling hands,…

this is big as dieselgate

I saw one of those on the street in Columbus, Ohio yesterday and got all excited about it, even with a raging hangover in place. My companion from the night before told me I was lame. I pulled the old “hey, I can’t find my wallet” line when it came time to pay for breakfast. Chivalry has no place in my life when a…

You definitely don’t want to waffle about which direction to scramble to when the ground starts crumbling.

IHOPe there was nobody in the cars.

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