I actually had friends look at me and ask me "what did you expect." And I told them. "I expected my platonic friend who I have never so much as kissed to keep his hand out of my vagina." You could hear crickets after I let that one loose!

I love fuckzoned. Really rolls off the tongue.

I am so, so sorry you went through that. Fuck that worthless piece of shit; hopefully karma (and/or the justice system) gets him. I know I can't say anything to make you feel better, so how about this?

Ugh, the whole "I don't need any more friends" thing. I've always wondered how in fuck could someone be interested in a relationship with me if they're not interested in me as a friend. Plus, how can that even be a real thing? "I see you're well qualified for friendship, and you would normally be a strong candidate,…

I'm with you. It's too long... sexzoned? fuckzoned?