The look on his face is like “water we gonna do?”

He should have used his shellphone to call for help sooner.

I’ll bet this lands him in deep water with his insurance company.

I have a feeling that the realization of his mistake literally washed over him like a wave crashing on the shore.

I don’t know what tide do...

I’m sure he had a sinking feeling.

I dunno... for some reason, take American food to asia, they really do make it better. yet for some reason, take Asian food to American, it all hits the fan...

Ferrari/Lamborghini called. They want their bike back.

His boner just got a boner.

Somewhere a recruiter’s boner just got hard.

Now, if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles an hour, you’re going to see some serious shit!

Don’t forget two coats of wax!

If its not going to end up looking like this, I’ll pass:

I think this is true for more than just Harvard - I have a friend who is one of the smartest human beings on the planet, with no college degree and poor grades (from literally randomly quitting classes). On the other hand, one of my dumbest acquaintances has a Masters Degree. Dumb as a box of rocks.

Watching him question Yates is like watching Elmer Fudd walk into his own rabbit trap.

Well, Andrew Jackson was sorely disappointed when Lincoln started the Civil War...

Tires that are made to go 250 mph

I believe they are called Michelin Pilot Dumbass Elites. If you're dumb enough to buy the Veyron, they also made you tires.

Tires that are made to go 250 mph

I did the research for you: Veyron tires.