I'd rather give up drinking than resort to drinking BL.

You'd think adding 1% to Bud Light would bring the total to 1%. When I want to drink a carbonated water I will order a Bud Light.

Use smaller 2nd plate for dipping, or rocks glass, so many cheaper options than a $22.50 plate that serves a single purpose.

911 operators? They will after the call is over.

I am all for it on dating sites. Average or Athletic usually means lard ass.

I ended up with 6 total. Sold 2 to family for face value, kept one for myself, and sold the other 3. Sold one of those 3 to a sucker I mean friends coworker for $500. If people are too stupid to sign up for wiialerts or the Amazon email notification, it is not my fault.

Why use a heating mattress pad when you can get flannel sheets?

I see a huge sales increase in privacy screens and hand lotion.

When I think of DNA tests I think of this.

Very easy a lot of my friends are married and done having kids. In and out in an hour. The stitches will dissolve over time. The good news is, per Doctors orders, you have to "relieve" yourself so many times after you heal and hopefully your wife will help.

Haunted? That's laughable. There is no indisputable proof ghosts or the supernatural exists. We have the technology to fly around the world in less than a day, can send a satellite to Mars, use lasers to correct vision, artificial hearts, etc yet people can't prove ghosts exist other than some 70's sounding…

I wish they showed Han shooting first.

Grumpy Old Men 3D?

$22 is way too cheap for Japan it costs like $30 for a standard burger combo. $122 is more like it. Also my recollection of Japan was child/water cup sized drinks even at Mickey D's and Wendy's.

I realized a month too late i had access to HP EPP program. I could have gotten one during the employee sale. My cousin's husband and his brother in law are both running Alpha with no issues.

Holy 2003 Batman!!!

No, this is a sexy phone (Modern Family reference).

What the f**'s a frush?