I dumped DirecTV a few years ago and have never looked back. Between my OTA antenna, Hulu Plus, and quicksilverscreen I haven't missed a thing.

What will they research next? Eating fatty fried foods daily with no exercise is bad for your health?

Let's compare the number of deaths each year from let's say cars and compare them to how many die from smoking.

This disease is called "Gingervitis". Kids who have Gingervitis cannot be cured.

Even better - it's not yours.

Who remembers drug dealers being the only ones to have pagers in the 80's and early 90's?

1 in 3,200? That means if we lined up everyone at my office, someone would get hit. Crazy!!

Breastmilk tastes like chicken. Duhhh.

Like potheads need more fuel for their fire.

You gotta love politics getting in the way of progress.

I still have AOL, it keeps less spam from my inbox. If a website that isn't important, like Giz, I use AOL to sign up. I go to a lot of free IT luncheons and use AOL for that because I know the sales reps like to bombard you with solicitations.

What if you answer you cell phone walking in a storm, pause to grab your phone, and get struck my lightning?

My first forum was The Park. My roommate actually spent his spring break with a girl he met through there.

I could have gotten my normal firstname in gmail but decided to stick with my AOL handle. I did grab my firstnamelastname too but never use it. I'm sure one day I'll switch over to it.

That 8th picture is not a bunker, it's the shied deflection on Endoor.

Me too, very disappointed.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend

nielson has an app that monitors your smart phone usage. I know because I am a member of nielsen and have the app running :) there is also a desktop version that does the same thing. if i had to guess that is how nielson complied their data.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

From the article: an attendent pulled a Zoolander