a classic cinnabon has 880 calories... So this is literally the c aloric equivalent of eating 2 entire cinnabons and a 16oz frozen raspberry lemonade (Yes i looked up their nutrition facts,)

a killer french baguette with good butter and french style ham is legit one of the best sandwiches out there.

In college we used to get them, but that was also under the influence of substances.

Baja Blast 

not gonna lie, Chalupa is a great dog name.

I’d pay 100$ for a witcher 3/cyberpunk/fallout 3/ skyrim sized single player game with all DLC included and no microtransaction frickery.

Maybe I come from a more bougie family than I thought. I’ve never experienced a cocktail sausage outside of a buffet, and certainly never imagined grape jelly might be an ingredient.

Well obviously if you choose nacho cheese doritos like a loser, cool ranch might win, but who on earth would ever select nacho cheese when. Spicy Nacho exists and obliterates cool ranch.

hm. I’ve lived all over the country and somehow have never seen this. Is it a regional specialty?

Boy imagine my surprise that a sentence starting “the ketchup” would end with me experiencing full body revulsion. My god... to think we share a common country... what region is that from?

besides, republicans don’t actually want abortion illegal. They absolutely want it when their 13 year old daughter gets knocked up, they just want to deny it to poor people and judge them over it. And both they and their daughter will continue to be unironically anti-abortion after the daughter’s abortion.

I’m slightly shocked that Heinz Chili sauce is a thing. In my 30+ years in America I have yet to have encountered this.

we do tend to eat shrimp like groceries.

troll on little edgelord, troll on!

cool, so how does cursing out democrats online accomplish that?

Nazis had no problem allying with the Japanese.

whew lad, chill out.

for real. I can barely make it through one of Trumps speeches, let alone listen to his mentally deficient followers rantings.

it’s also for the vegetarian who adored the taste of meat, but wanted to be more ethical.

And risk slathering myself in the devils lotion?