Just an FYI, but if your target audience is too lazy to boil lasagna noodles and sprinkle mozzarella cheese, they are 1 million percent too lazy to scratch make 3 sauces.

That’s how you get the Plague.

Cauliflounder

“Introducing the Marrott, everything you love about carrots, but made of meat. Steve from Milwaukee tweets “ A carrot made of meat? that’s stupid, literally why?” Fuck you Steve, that is why! Arby’s we have the Meat!”

I just wanted to say that Bourdain is the only celebrity death that every really effected me. It felt like losing a friend. I mean I read Kitchen Confidential at 14, and watched him for the past 19 years. His spirit and vision just opened my eyes to a lot of the world and made his shows my very favorite.

theres an iPho near me.

I waited tables for years, and while the specials might be stuff thats overstocked, my recommendations generally weren’t. If I recommend something and you don’t like it, chances are you will hold it against me when it comes time for tipping. If I suggest something I know you will like, I can generally ensure you enjoy…

I also enjoyed people asking recommendations. I would always recommend a couple surefire hits that everyone likes. They want advice and I work here, surely I should have some idea of what customers enjoy.

Any good server should jump at the chance to answer a “I’ve never been here, any particular standouts?” question. Not only can you help steer them towards things you know are popular (You recommend me someone and its really good, your tip just went up.) And it’s part of the job. I guess it also depends on the level of…

Two Amys has the best Neapolitan pizza I’ve ever had and is in DC.

this is accurate. If you need to order massive chain pizza and wings, you order dominos pizza and Pizza hut wings.

“Oink Oink lil fatty, did you want to look at the dessert menu? Oh who are we kidding, of course you do.”

I’ll vote for literally anyone the DNC runs against Trump, but Biden is like my last place choice right now.

I actually think it’s a shame sometimes. Not only that Food network basically no longer has actual instructional cooking shows, but that those it does tend to focus on overly complicated stuff.

just wanted to chime in unnecessarily and suggest anyone into the Sade/MF Doom mashup album Sadevillain. You can youtube it, and it’s dope.

Can we please not have Biden as the Candidate?

As a white person who is now frequently invited to my fiancees family cookouts, I was unaware that a pot of spaghetti on the stove inside and a couple aluminum pans of chicken keeping warm in the oven were also required elements to a cookout.

slap a couple pieces of bread on either side, you got yourself a chicken sandwich to  eat while driving.

random numbers for no apparently reason are a good sign

I’m gonna say it.