75% tip, just to be safe. Also give them a bottle of water.

Most good ramen or pho places I’ve ordered takeout from separate broth and the other ingredients.

30% Hellmans, 30% Cains, 40% miracle whip!

I often make hainanese chicken rice in the instant pot. Really simple and completely delicious and healthy.

Sitting at work right now. -22 outside and with windchill feels like -50.

can confirm. very painless and the pressure seems to make them easier to peel. some do crack a bit, but I haven’t encountered any issues when they do. just even easier to peel at that point.

Would you argue that ketchup should not be mixed with other ketchup? Because otherwise the statement stands that ketchup belongs on ketchup.

I read that as Hunts and was going to violently disagree, but I haven’t had french’s ketchup. Actually not sure I’v even seen it. then again i buy a container of ketchup like once a year maybe.

In a pinch you can water down ketchup and serve it as white trash Gazpacho. Bonus if you float a sprig of basil you stole from your neighbors garden. Really brings the romance on Vday.

My gf hates valentines day. I almost considered proposing then because it would piss her off so much. 

I think she did you the biggest solid possible in exposing her crazy on the first date. usually they wait until you are invested to drop the real bombs.

Please convince my soon to be Fiance.

“if anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace” 

the trick is to be on one knee proposing as she rounds the corner at 26.1 miles during the Marathon she has been training for for years. Then she can say yes, get a hug and kiss, and then has to finish the last bit of the race still.

that’s awesome, but man would I not be even close to ready to make that kind of decision on a second date. Glad it worked out for you though!

Shittylifeprotip: if you reverse each plate in the stack (right way up, upside down, right way up, etc.) you never need to wash the bottoms.

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Brown women having fun? *pearl clutching intensifies*

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