You think that’s bad? Just wait til you see the guy in the white house.

Whoever wrote that headline

Paul Ryan’s reputation as the Republican’s “serious policy guy” seems to be entirely based on the fact that he wears a nice suit and takes himself very seriously. Nothing he has ever done has shown any indication that he is actually capable of creating any kind of actionable policy. Look at this healthcare fiasco and…

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

“Elliott, mesmerized, confessed he’d never considered cropping a shirt from the top before.”

*BOOM*

Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

When Warren had that look on his face just like he just shit his pants, you knew something was going to go wrong.

How dare you have fun in that place where everybody else is having fun? And then you have the audacity to come home and tell people you had fun, even if no one asked you. What a hipster.

You can almost feel the absence of melanin oozing from this article.

It was almost worth it just to hear Roger Goodell booed so loudly that the mic couldn’t pick up anything he said. Almost.

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

Yes. Everything that’s gone on in the first week of this presidency, from the seemingly trivial like lying about crowd size, to the major, like sparking a humanitarian crisis, ought to scare everyone who sees any value in American democracy and professes any fealty to American ideals. It is astonishing the speed with…

Hopefully this isn’t the last GS final between them this year. They both looked really quick and really sharp. So much fun to watch.

I think there’s a real opportunity for automation-assisted throwbacks like this going forward.

It would unreasonably do me a lot of good if he won another Slam. The world is a giant back of dicks these days.

Get ready for a lot of takes about the flu.

..much less nine / eleven.