“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

I am a Cowboys fan and I wasn’t all that sad when it was over. I mean, what can you do? Rodgers was just out of his mind and there was no way to defend him. It was amazing and there is no way to begrudge them winning the game.

Lol, you admitted to watching PTI every day.

Good ending. A good game would have been a 700 point Dallas loss with Jurrah crying. But I’ll take what I can get.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

I’d really like someone to do a deep dive into this. The easy thing to say is “Wow, GB should try one every game!” but whether you’re at 40 yards or 60 yards from the endzone changes matters. Rodgers has that cannon for an arm, and his bombs against Detroit and now NYG had him set and release from his own 45, and…

This, and the other million unbelievable things he did yesterday, is why Rodgers is by far the best QB I’ve ever seen.

Still nowhere near as bad as my ‘88 unforced errors of investing in slap bracelets and that Tiffany record.

MVP.

and who the fuck drinks milk with pizza? I understand they wanted to finish the perishable goods before going on vacation, but why does that matter to them after dropping 120 bucks on pizza in the early 90s?

Why’d the whole family blame Kevin for the spilled drinks? Buzz clearly started it, and he should know better since he’s older! It really is unfair. And the cop they sent to the house couldn’t break in and make sure he was safe? Seems like a total failure by every adult involved. So sad.

So this is kind of shitty, in that, yes, Hauschka missed the extra point, but in the grand scheme of things, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. The Cardinals needed a field goal, they drove down against the Seahawks defense and scored that field goal.

One of my favorite things to do at work is to simply respond with the forwarded email that contains whatever they said that they’re now claiming they didn’t say.

Yall are so mean to LeBron about his hair. I hope you never get male pattern baldness and then get laughed at on subway by a bunch of teenagers while staring longingly at some ridiculous hair treatment ad.

Analysis: how long since last defecation?

I said one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in sports.

You know what other things I’ve seen that I would call amazing? I’m only going to include things that I actually watched as they happened, because it would be rather hard to narrow down everything that has ever happened in sports:

The Giants beating the…

Aren’t we all?

He’s always just a Perkins waitress away from everything falling apart again.

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

If the man has a lien on his TV, he should get his finances in order before starting any beefs.