The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

Yes, it’s okay to delete things. I know Jezebel needs Emmy stories, but this is just stressing for drama. It’s embarrassing. There’s no eyeroll. And I imagine the clap is there because no clap means, “Why aren’t you supporting fellow contemporaries?”

Delete this. I’m embarrassed for y’all.

Fallon is an idiot.

Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

The absolute highlight of my sad life was when Kid Rock was featured on Jimmy Kimmel’s Mean Tweets, and read a tweet I had written about him.

My ex-wife went to this concert.

I guess this is as close as we are getting to a story on the Grand Slam Finals.

I mean at that point you just go in for the hug, right?

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

frustration, anger...sure, plausible theories. but isnt it just as likely that nishikori invoked the power of mothra?

This is your reminder that FUCK JAY LENO.

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

I agree Omar/Chalky's character was so contradictory at times. He wanted to help Naz by giving him the right shirt and tie or jumpsuit to wear to court but then sits there while he gets SIN BAD tattooed on his knuckles and a crown on his neck?

Could not agree more. I’m a bit shocked by all the positive feedback this show has received. The pilot hooked me, and it got worse and worse every episode. Shockingly poorly written.

The show benefitted - tremendously - from an incredibly intense pilot. It hooked us and drew us into Naz’s plight right away, even though it fumbled almost every opportunity borne from that intensity in almost every episode that followed.

Something about this story doesn’t smell right. I mean, Lochte is no whiz kid, but how is “they were asked to use the bathroom” where this story starts? Something pissed off either the gas station or the swimmers before that. And then why leak the robbery story? Did someone text them “ur in trouble” and they did that…