You have a Masters in PR?

If Jalopnik doesn’t do an entire article on the post $kaycog just made, I will be very disappointed.

This is to tell you all that I will not be posting “lovely lady” awards any longer.  I’ve been doing it for almost ten years and have decided to hang it up. 

A lot of homeless people have some sort of mental health issues, so providing homes and toilets isn’t going to completely solve the street poop problem.

You might be thinking that San Fran should consider bumping property taxes, milking the mega-rich unicorn investors,

“I have an M5*cough*...fiftyi*cough*

Yeah... I totally believe that mileage...

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

The apple watches look like undersized status signaling devices. I have a 360 2 and want a larger watch face. Before smartwatches, I wore diver watches though so I’m biased.

46mm is actually on the small side for me. I’ve got these big Popeye-looking forearms so I need to carry a goddamn grandfather clock to have it be in some kind of proportion. I haven’t bought a watch under 48mm in years.

Well yeah, here in the Netherlands big watches are cool. We all wear them.. Dunno what the fuss is about...

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

You have been banned from /r/Jalopnik

Dodger fans are going to be extra sad when they inevitably collapse in the playoffs again this year.

Front loading washer.

No kidding - they really should strip out Jezebel and The Root out of “you may also like” links at Jalopnik.

What’s with giving Musk crap every time he tries to do something to help? Yeah, sometimes his contributions are minimal, but at least the man is actively trying to do something! There’s always complains that during tragedies, those with power to make a difference only offer their useless “thoughts and prayers,” Yet…

To be honest bro are you really that cheap where you’re worried about $5? Everyone knows that the FAA works for free!! quit being a cheap ass, pay the $5..

Agreed on this one. Fees like that are based on cost recovery for the agency, not some government scam trying to take your money. And generally the people in charge of implementing programs like this have little power to decide things like whether registration can be free; the drone registration regulation came from a…