sanfranciscokid
Hypocrisy doesn’t make me wrong
sanfranciscokid

The answer is always beige corolla, and 5K will get you in a 2010 model like the one below.

I got that, but the fact that it took at least 4 trips by your description before the seller got the car ready to start, on a 12 year old car which is notoriously fragile and expensive to fix, was a flag so red you could lead a parade in front of the Kremlin with it!

OneNote that I take away from all of this is, the Outlook is not good for Cleveland.

“embarrassing” - the amount of money it takes to keep it running, is my guess.  

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

I would be fine with a 2ft dominos logo on my roof for a few weeks, shoot a few months would be fine too.

It depends. What if it’s the sidewalk in front of your business? In many places you’re actually required by law to keep it clean.

This is more Snow Crash than anything Gibson wrote. Snow Crash literally starts with a pizza delivery.

... By reducing the amount of money spent preventing and repairing potholes. It’s not that big of a mental leap...

But Daily Driving it because you love it, despite the non practicality of it, would be.. DDing it to piss people off, just sad

well, except the following teams didn’t have stripes on the primary helmets last season: Bucs, Jags, Bengals, Cardinals, Eagles,Rams, Vikings, Seahawks, Texans, Patriots, Chiefs, and Chargers. I can’t imagine that stripes make that big a deal in film study if 1/3 of the league’s teams don’t use them.

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.

COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:

At first I thought it was a stylized phoenix.

I had no idea Hue’s first and only language was poorly translated Chinese. Explains a lot.

Oh, hey Hue. Welcome to Deadspin.

“No, it’s not accurate. I don’t know who the (bleep) said that. That (bleep) is (bleep). Whoever said that (bleep) is (bleep). That’s all I have to say, man.”

How was Turo not mentioned in this?