Hi ‘Owner of Northwest Arkansas Mercedes Dealership’ !! Welcome to Jalopnik!

And just like that, appreciation for my struggle-ass patchwork beard has increased tenfold.

THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES. Reliable, okay, but something’s due. Cams, chains, tensioners, rings, full rebuild. If YOU desire to get one of these money sinks, fine, yadda yadda - I can do my own wrenching something something. Don’t spend $4900 for the honor of killing 10 weekends a year futzing with the thing.

“sold as is”

How festive! You can have the wife and kids gather around the dash lights since you won’t have any money for a Christmas tree. Or presents. Or heat.  

The people voting this NP have clearly never owned a British vehicle. I have/do and this thing is CP to the max. Here you’re getting the worst possible combination of German and British engineering and reliability.

10/17/2018: Jeff Bezos buys old Rangie for shits and giggles

You’re making news about them.

LoA FTW

Yea you guys are right. Musk wanted to stop the impediments of production flow from an overly zealous line stoppage system and he’s dumb. Give me a break. The cars move at like a foot a minute and the whole line stopped whenever anyone crossed in front of a car.   This is the "reporting" that shows musk is erratic? …

“Build of the week” can’t just be a race story with a link to a build story from earlier on.

Had to take a second look at first, those headlamps just scream Ford.

Tesla certainly has its issues, but there’s something to be said of being the only car company with a can’t-build-them-fast-enough problem.

1970 Riviera?

I’m tired.

Relax guys! He said journalists. You’re safe. ;)

*Looks at Ryan Felton’s past 10 articles*

It’s as drivable, and more complete than most SEMA cars.

The quote seems to imply that the officer thought the groundhog might have been rabid. Does anybody else read it that way? Can we agree that rabid animals have to be dealt with somehow?