It’s also a line that works as caption for any New Yorker cartoon. Just try it!
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You went on the record on the right side of history, early and unequivocally.
On January 16, 2013, Deadspin published an exposé of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o’s fake dead girlfriend. The…
There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”
Only Philly would need elected officials who would actually make statements with actual reason in their response to dumpster-pools. Every other city would just go, “Gross.” and wait for the trend to stop after the participants succumb to leopidopteritis of the anal cavity, but Philly knows that no disease stops the…
People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.
The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.
I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.
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A week and a half ago, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was speaking in Seattle, Wash., when he was interrupted…
So Lululemon = Scientology - aliens + yoga pants? That’s what I’m taking from this.
Like anyone actually watches the Tour de France.*
I’m going to continue to not watch this show.
Sometimes people surprise you.
eh, I've seen it both ways. I think a lot of brides falter to the pressure of having the kind of wedding you're "supposed" to have. That's why I'm always happy to see someone having the kind of wedding THEY want, not the kind of wedding they're supposed to have. I have friends getting married soon and their invite…
I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…
Soooooo I need this dress in my life stat.
I'm not even halfway done but I can tell you right now I've never laughed so hard at a movie review in my life. BLESS YOU, LINDY WEST.
Nicholas Sparks is the Thomas Kinkade of the literature world.
See, they didn't mean Hollywood "It" girls, they meant Hollywood IT girls.
…and we all paid our fucking student loan bills, quietly without bitching (too much) about it.