It’s also a line that works as caption for any New Yorker cartoon. Just try it!

You went on the record on the right side of history, early and unequivocally.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Only Philly would need elected officials who would actually make statements with actual reason in their response to dumpster-pools. Every other city would just go, “Gross.” and wait for the trend to stop after the participants succumb to leopidopteritis of the anal cavity, but Philly knows that no disease stops the…

What’s in Microsoft’s dossier for Gizmodo?

Also GOP loves big government, not even being sarcastic.

True, but considering that conservatives are always wrong maybe we should be suppressing their “news” aka views. Just imagine if Fox News didn’t exist. Better world? You betcha!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

It was all a misunderstanding! If only they’d said “Black Lives Matter Too! :)“ then we would all be united to end police brutality!

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

I like YF, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Blazing Saddles.

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

So Lululemon = Scientology - aliens + yoga pants? That’s what I’m taking from this.

Like anyone actually watches the Tour de France.*

I worked at a startup in a legal industry niche market. They were a new division bolted onto a somewhat longer established operation. The new guys were a couple of Stanford MBAs that were trying to get the business going and they’d hired guys that came from the restaurant business. At the time, I had just turned 50…

…and we all paid our fucking student loan bills, quietly without bitching (too much) about it.