Jameela is correct, your liver is your detox.

Sadly, he thought the answer to “___ and Mindy” was Mark.

Saw Dan Savage in a hotel lobby. To my husband: Hey, that was Dan Savage. Husband: Who?

I once helped The Rock finished a crossword puzzle in an airport lounge long ago. That man takes his crossword puzzles very seriously!

Small point, but the 1954 version is also a remake of the original, which was made in 1937.

Tom Conti has been wonderful since the days of Fairy Tale Theater!

One of my FAVORITE movies EVAH!

Saw it in a hotel room while driving cross country with my abusive boyfriend. That movie made me decide to leave him and change everything.

Thanks for the mention. <3

Hello Rebel:

Carter: Best Former President Ever.

Except Jimmy Carter. He’s still a force of good in the world.

this fridge is my dream fridge.

This is like me every time I walk into Trader Joe’s and realize it's not an actual grocery store so much as a giant snack pantry.

I used to tell my husband to keep smoking, that I couldn’t wait to live by myself. He quit smoking, and I started traveling weekly for work. Overnight 3-4 nights a week in a hotel let’s me live both lives!  Pretending to be single and watching what I want on Netflix is awesome!  

Are you fucking kidding me here? I *wish* I was single most days. There’s nothing like taking three naps on Sunday, staying out as late as I want, and having a pet.

This might make me very unpopular, but Kristin Wiig. I feel like she’d be a very sly mean girl in person (the “It’s so cool that you don’t care whether boys think you’re hot” type), and I don’t fully understand the appeal of her comedy. I also wanted to slap her character a lot in Bridesmaids.

My bit was going to be, is that photo pre- or post-eye drops?

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

Never forget  

Jen and Ben are kind of the opposite of most celeb divorces--stay on good terms, keep your dirty undies out of the press, take care of each other and remember we all still have to raise these kids together.

They all have narcissitic personality disorder. Kim seems harder post-robbery, how could that NOT change you? Rob seems depressed as he is only one withOUT narcissitic personality disorder. Khloe has bodydysmorphia, so do Kim & Kylie. Kourtney seems depressed after Scott and aging in a superficial family like this…