Yep. I can honestly say I’m not shocked by this one. And I say that as a lifelong fan of the show.

I’ve been hearing Garrison Keillor has a sexual harassment problem for at least a decade.

“It’s been a gropey week here in Lake Wobegon...”

Maybe because their job is to talk about clothes and not the body underneath them?

I posted earlier in Dirt Bag that I hate this style of slicked back hair, but this is one case where it looks ok. Still not great, but if you must do it this is how it’s done.

Remember when we hated 2016 for killing all the famous people we loved? Good times, man.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

So much empty skin around such a small face

The answer is no. lol

What the fuck is going on with his face? He looks like an android that got pulled off the production line before its skin had fully set.

Ugh, agreed. It’s not like capable women are sitting around all “eh, I could be in charge, I guess, I’m just not that motivated. Gosh, I wish there were a man around to tell me what’s best for me and push me to succeed!”

He went on to say that “more women need to be pushed to power,”

The first thing I said when I heard this story was literally, “Was he mowing his lawn diagonally or something?” and now I see that he was, in fact, mowing his lawn. So... was he?

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

Keep trying Jezebel, I’m not going to hate Kristen Bell, and don’t know why you think I should.

#thatsweetrapemoney

She’s older than Ted Cruz. Just a weird random fact.

I laughed! Bc it’s true!!

More like ‘Here comes the bad plastic surgery!’. Lionel, you don’t need to do that, you’re an amazing singer, no one cares what you look like. You’re sliding into Wildenstein territory.

Congratulations* on their long relationship!